Get-a-fix!

Sunday editorials are getting to me. Specific Sunday editorials. The ones by Ms. De. She personifies mirch masala media (alliteration. again.) So whats wrong with (alliteration. Jesus.) it? For starters I forget what she has written the very second I put down the paper. From Kalam's hairstyles (the seasonal ones) to W Bush's bowel movements, cynicism died the day she was born. Actually, that's not what pisses me off. Off late I've started writing like Ms. De. The Dufferdills for one. Maybe I should learn to be more tolerant. Amen.